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Matt. 23. Sydney.
penalty:

cynicallys:

well this is morbid

lmao
catspells:

momma cow and baby cow

Most frozen foods are gross but this butter chicken is amazing

duotheist:

a part of me // neck deep

(Source: frenchdad, via 1-800-creepazoid)

jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

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black to the fuchsia

oh my god

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Fill so your followers can get to know you

State your name: matt

State the name that your parents almost named you: i honestly dont know

Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? none

Did anything embarrassing happen this week? no

Do people praise you for your looks? no

What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? black or white

Do you work out every week? here and there

Do you like your smile? no

Do you like your eyes? no

Do you think you are pretty? no

How much money is in your account? 15k +

Are you single? yes

Do you want kids? yeah why not

What does your backpack look like: black

What celebrity do you think is attractive? jennifer lawrence

Last movie you saw in theaters: godzilla

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roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

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kyssthis16:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog